Yes, she needs to die. But can we shave her nasty “I wanted to have dreads but I couldn’t, so I just have this really dirty looking nappy hair instead” hair first. Please. Because I think the ground might spit her back up otherwise.

Thanks.

(yes, big lurker. I comment once in a blue moon)

I plan to spend some time in my mad scientist lab and cook up a clone. I mean, uh— it’s for my scrap book.

Yes, and sooo yummy. Thanks for sharing. I must get one of his CDs. But which one? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone???

Well, his first album is called Give it all away from Maverick records and he hates that one with a passion ’cause he thought it didn’t let him express his “soul” or something (Whatevs, Ben, Come On is cream-worthy!) and Rejected LP has this kickass song called Baby Girl that makes me swoon. But his upcoming album Ex-Sensitive is released by Custard Records and it’s supposed to be pretty good. The samples I’ve heard from it are awesome.

Not that I’m obsessed with him or anything.

(OMG, the Winchesters are going to be so jeallouze. Darling Sammy is so insecure)

And oh, by the way, Bam…you know that book you have there on the sidebar–UNMASQUED by Colette Gale? Well, I happen to have had the chance to see the real book, in the flesh (so to speak), and uh…the digital image just doesn’t do it justice.

Tell Ms. Gale I want a copy. Now.

And oh, by the way, Bam…you know that book you have there on the sidebar–UNMASQUED by Colette Gale? Well, I happen to have had the chance to see the real book, in the flesh (so to speak), and uh…the digital image just doesn’t do it justice.

It’s gawgeous. Just sayin’.

Okay, number one, he is a sweetheart, and a cutie, and I want to give him a hug. And I really want him to hug me back. A lot. In bed.

Number two, she either needs to up her meds, or get a lot of duct tape and apply it liberally to her mouth. And possibly to her nose.

HE MEANS HE WANTS TO SPLOOGE ON YOUR FACE, DUMMY. Go, Ben, go! Go for the money shot!