Comments on: Ugh, I Hate You, Ben Jelen!

By: Az

Az — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:51:11 +0000

Well, geez. Could she have been a bit more forward? I’d like to have sex with Ben Jelen too, but I wouldn’t ask for his sperm. I…I wouldn’t want his sperm.

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:34:00 +0000

Ok, yes.. he’s cute. But, way too pretty for me. I’d just want to pinch his check and tell him he’s adorable…and to go get me a drink. LOL

Yes, she needs to die. But can we shave her nasty “I wanted to have dreads but I couldn’t, so I just have this really dirty looking nappy hair instead” hair first. Please. Because I think the ground might spit her back up otherwise.

Thanks.

(yes, big lurker. I comment once in a blue moon)

By: bam

bam — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 22:15:17 +0000

I hate and love you, Jackie. Get me an autograph and some DNA!

I plan to spend some time in my mad scientist lab and cook up a clone. I mean, uh— it’s for my scrap book.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 22:01:02 +0000

I’m going to see him in July. Bam, I’ll try to touch him for you…

By: Julie

Julie — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 22:00:30 +0000

That chick is too stupid to live.

By: bam

bam — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:37:47 +0000

Yes, and sooo yummy. Thanks for sharing. I must get one of his CDs. But which one? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone???

Well, his first album is called Give it all away from Maverick records and he hates that one with a passion ’cause he thought it didn’t let him express his “soul” or something (Whatevs, Ben, Come On is cream-worthy!) and Rejected LP has this kickass song called Baby Girl that makes me swoon. But his upcoming album Ex-Sensitive is released by Custard Records and it’s supposed to be pretty good. The samples I’ve heard from it are awesome.

Not that I’m obsessed with him or anything.

(OMG, the Winchesters are going to be so jeallouze. Darling Sammy is so insecure)

And oh, by the way, Bam…you know that book you have there on the sidebar–UNMASQUED by Colette Gale? Well, I happen to have had the chance to see the real book, in the flesh (so to speak), and uh…the digital image just doesn’t do it justice.

Tell Ms. Gale I want a copy. Now.

By: Colleen Gleason

Colleen Gleason — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:28:01 +0000

Yes, and sooo yummy. Thanks for sharing. I must get one of his CDs. But which one? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone???

And oh, by the way, Bam…you know that book you have there on the sidebar–UNMASQUED by Colette Gale? Well, I happen to have had the chance to see the real book, in the flesh (so to speak), and uh…the digital image just doesn’t do it justice.

It’s gawgeous. Just sayin’.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:15:49 +0000

OMFG.

Okay, number one, he is a sweetheart, and a cutie, and I want to give him a hug. And I really want him to hug me back. A lot. In bed.

Number two, she either needs to up her meds, or get a lot of duct tape and apply it liberally to her mouth. And possibly to her nose.

By: Carrie Lofty

Carrie Lofty — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 00:30:51 +0000

Wait. Are we required to CHOOSE between the Daniel Craig scruffy types and the pretty boys? I was NOT informed. Very distressing. Must go contemplate at length…

By: bam

bam — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 23:42:27 +0000

Dumb Girl: We don’t even have to have sex. You can just give me some sperm.

Ben: I think I’d rather do the honors myself.

HE MEANS HE WANTS TO SPLOOGE ON YOUR FACE, DUMMY. Go, Ben, go! Go for the money shot!