Sunday Apologies

[This post has nothing to do with Jensen Ackles, but honestly… do I need a reason to post his picture?]

Jensen Ackles1) I’m sorry I haven’t been posting any reviews or snarkage. School is severely kicking my ass right now (yes, I know it’s summer. I have summer school) and I don’t even know which end is up anymore. School sucks. I’ll be graduating in December and I promise, I will be back full-force. Hopefully you guys wouldn’t have abandoned me by then.

2) I want to apologize to my mother for bailing on the Sunday dinners. I do so enjoy the ribs and mac & cheese and greens that she serves. I know she works hard on them. I’m a bad child. I will make it up to her once I make it to the NYT Best-Seller List.

3) I want to apologize to Shuzluva and BFF Ann. I know I’ve been a massive ball of insecurities lately, begging you guys to tell me “I’m good, right? Right? TELL ME I’M GOOD!” every five seconds and steadily becoming worse as the release of Skin to Skin approaches. You two have been terrific. And severely patient.

Pooh & Tigger4) I want to apologize in advance to Jensen Ackles. I might be attending Comic Con this July and he’s supposed to be there, too. I may have to rope in BFF Ann to come with me so she can restrain me if need be. If I’m unable to control myself and pounce him like Tigger pounces Pooh every time he sees him, I’d be very, very sorry. And happy ’cause I got to touch him. And screaming, “I love you, Jensen! I LOVE YOU! Let’s get married once I get out of prison! You’ll wait for me, right? RIGHT?” as the cops haul me away. Watch out for me on the evening news.

[Oh, what do you know! I did somehow make it about Jensen Ackles. Huh.]

ETA: ZOMGWTFBBQ, it’s confirmed!

2:45-3:45 Supernatural Screening and Q&A—Supernatural stars Jared Padalecki (House of Wax) and Jensen Ackles (Smallville)—along with executive producer Eric Kripke (Boogeyman), co-executive producer Ben Edlund (Angel), and co-executive producer Peter Johnson (DC Comics’ Supernatural: Origins comic book series)—answer questions from the audience, present a reel of highlights from Supernatural, and discuss the upcoming third season of this thrill-ride series with moderator Craig Tomashoff, West Coast Bureau Chief of TV Guide. Produced by Wonderland Sound and Vision in association with Warner Bros. Television, Supernatural airs Thursdays at 9 PM ET/PT on The CW. Room 6CDEF

No, I’m not going. I’mnotgoingI’mnotgoingI’mnotgoing… *deep breaths* WHY?!?! you ask. ‘Cause what if I don’t get into the room? I can’t be risking my heart for a heartbreak, man. No. I’m not going. HEAAAAAADED FOR A HEEAAAARTBREAK!

*turning on iPod.* It’s tearing up my heart when I’m with you… and when we’re apart I feel it too… and no matter what I do, I feel the paaaaaaaaaain… with or without you.

I’m a woman grown. I can’t be actin’ the fool.

But you must see this video. It’s adorable.

16 Responses to “Sunday Apologies”

  1. Ann(ie)
    1

    Yes, you are good.

    Dang, if you’d told me about this Jensen Ackles thing before I might’ve detoured from Dallas, and hung out in San Diego for a couple weeks. My agent lives there; I bet she’d love having me as a houseguest! Right?

    Okay, maybe not.

  2. Babycakes
    2

    I don’t see Jensen’s name on the guest list. Hmm. :/

    He was “pounced” at the Asylum Con and was very unamused, I assume (hope) you’re kidding. :D

  3. bam
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    Author Comment

    Dang, if you’d told me about this Jensen Ackles thing before I might’ve detoured from Dallas, and hung out in San Diego for a couple weeks.

    BFF Ann, that would have been awesome. But I don’t think you would have made a good deterrent for the pouncing after all. :(

    I don’t see Jensen’s name on the guest list.

    I saw on some messageboard that Kripke might be bringing with him “two very special guests,” so I assumed he meant Frackles and Padalecki.

    He was “pounced” at the Asylum Con and was very unamused, I assume (hope) you’re kidding.

    Lord, I’m not even sure I’m gonna go to the Con this year, Frackles or no Frackles (the fact that I haven’t purchased my ticket is quite telling). I’ve been going every year since I was eleven and every year, it has gotten steadily worse. It’s not even about comics anymore *sigh* Even with the lure of Frackles, the thought of rubbing elbows with 120,000 unwashed geeks makes me want to jump into the shower and scrub my skin raw. For real.

    I prefer to do my star-ogling from my comfy couch, staring at the TV. No chance of any unwashed geek touching me.

    Me <– Geek who showers twice daily (and admittedly, a snob)

  4. bam
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    Author Comment

    I found this:

    Apparently, Jensen was on his way to the panel when a fan - get this - jumped off a flight of stairs, like landed on him, and then proceeded to wrap her arms AND legs around the man, before he threw himself to the floor and had to jump over her to keep going. He was shaken and didn’t come for the panel for a good 15 minutes.

    Dude. That’s… fucking crazy. It’s called “dignity”. Also “upping your meds”. Poor Frackles. Where was Darling Sammy to protect him?

    And according to mediavillage:

    Get your tickets for San Diego, folks, because I just finished my interview with Supernatural Exec-Producer and comic writer Peter Johnson and he tells me they’ve got something big planned for Comic Con in San Diego in July.

    There will be a full Supernatural panel with Kripke and maybe a special guest star. . . or two? Yep. Sounds like Jared and Jensen are getting a night off and they’ll be spending it with the fans.

  5. Samantha
    5

    No, you never need a reason - I’ve did it myself just to cheer things up. It always works!
    So, relax: you’re awesome, Skin to Skin is awesome, and the lack of snarkage can be somewhat mitigated by pictures of my favorite Acktor. [Everyone else will just have to be converted ;) .]

  6. kate r
    6

    so you’re saying that fan wasn’t you, Bam?

  7. bam
    7
    Author Comment

    So, relax: you’re awesome, Skin to Skin is awesome, and the lack of snarkage can be somewhat mitigated by pictures of my favorite Acktor.

    You’re a sweetie-Mcsweetie, Darling Sammy.

    so you’re saying that fan wasn’t you, Bam?

    No, Rothwell, I have an alibi. *whistling softly, walking away*

  8. Ann(ie)
    8

    Poor Jensen. I asked my husband why you never hear of this stuff happening to Dean Cain, or the dude from Smallville. He said it’s because the characters in Supernatural are darker, so they are wildly appealing to crazies. Since we both love the show, I’m wondering if he’s lumping us in with this other demographic…

  9. Teddy Pig
    9

    Too young throw him back and let him grow some hair on his balls.

  10. Roslyn
    10

    Glad to know I’m not the only one who’s a ball of insecurity. I posted an excerpt on my blog, and added that I’ve lost three pounds. Desperate I tell you, desperate. Oh, and btw, can I go to your mom’s house for mac & cheese?

  11. BevL(QB)
    11

    But, Bam, isn’t Comic Con the one where Laurell Hamilton is going to be joining Dabel Brothers in pimping the Anita Blake comics? So wouldn’t you be passing up a chance to see the father of your future children AND accumulate a buttload of new snarkage?

    *hangs head in shame because she really is an LKH fangirl and shouldn’t be goading the Bamster on)

  12. bam
    12
    Author Comment

    So wouldn’t you be passing up a chance to see the father of your future children AND accumulate a buttload of new snarkage?

    I am not procreating with either of the Dabel Brothers! Oh, wait, you mean Jensen Ackles. Yes, I would like to have about ten children with him.

    Oh, and btw, can I go to your mom’s house for mac & cheese?

    Ros, why not. Mom always makes enough for an army. I did go over for dinner tonight and the ribs… they melted from the bones! Also… yummy bok choy. Desert was apple pie and french vanilla ice cream.

    Too young throw him back and let him grow some hair on his balls.

    No, TP. He’s my age. :)

  13. Anadaslu
    13

    I really need to watch this show. How can I call myself a hunk connoisseur while not paying attention to the Hunk Du Jour?

    I so know how you feel Bam. The day I meet Gerry Butler will be the day our 1st child is conceived.

  14. shuzluva
    14

    The day I meet Gerry Butler will be the day our 1st child is conceived.

    Not if I beat you to it. HAH!

    Bam, honey, you are fantabulous! I, on the other hand, am a delinquent. Sorry about the lack of reviews…and no, I don’t have decent excuses.
    ::hangs head in shame::
    I promise, promise, promise to do better.

    You’re still the greatest.

  15. Colleen Gleason
    15

    Honey, you’re so good I tagged you as a Rockin’ Girl Blogger on my blog today. But you’d better start posting some reviews and snarkage, or I just might need to take it back!!!!

  16. Shiloh
    16

    lol… bam… it will be okay. seriously.



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