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The Obligatory Ben Jelen Post

[Here’s Ben looking all sweaty and stinky and deranged… and still the hotness]


That lucky hoooor Jackie Kessler went to go see this man last night at the Virgin Megastore in NYC. Luuuucky. She scored me an autographed CD. Thanks, Jackie! She wouldn’t tell me if she managed to make out with him, though. I don’t think I could have stopped myself from running onto the stage and tackling him to the ground. He’s so pretty. Jackie said she was close enough she could see his teeth and he didn’t have any discernible fillings. Luuuuucky. I hate fillings. Also, Jackie for being so close to him. I mean, that she’s lucky, not that I hate her. Bitch. Is it me or does Benny look adorably awkward? I love the cute little self-conscious head bobbing.

[Benny on keyboards. I love the violin, but I like him on the keyboards the most ’cause dude bangs the hell out of that thing. Benny has good hair.]

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7 Responses to “The Obligatory Ben Jelen Post”

  1. Jackie
    Posted: Jul 19th, 2007 at 5:13 am
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    He was awesome, Bam — high energy, sweet, sexy, and looked like he loved to sing and perform. It was a great show. Gawd, I felt like I was 16…

  2. bam
    Posted: Jul 19th, 2007 at 7:40 am
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    I’m so jealous. *sniff*

    I want to have his baby. I bet Ben and I would make gorgeous children.

    (yeah, that’s not creepy to say at all!)

  3. Jackie
    Posted: Jul 19th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
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    You don’t even have to have sex with him. You can just ask him to donate his sperm.

    Mailed the CD today, BTW.

  4. bam
    Posted: Jul 19th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
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    No, I’d like it the old-fashioned way, thanks.

    Can’t you just imagine him and me sitting at a cafe on Haight and Ashbury, reading The Letters of Abelard and Heloise or Love in the Time of Cholera out loud to each other? No? Well, I can. :)

    And thanks for the CD. I shall treasure it forever. Do you know if he sweated on it at all? DNA, you know.

  5. Jackie
    Posted: Jul 19th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    5

    He touched it, breathed on it. His eyes shone with delight when I spelled “BAM” for him. I think he may have licked it when I wasn’t looking.

  6. bam
    Posted: Jul 19th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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    Author Comment

    Don’t tease. It’s mean!

    You should have said, “Remember it. You’ll be screaming it, like, if you ever go to California and meet her. And not for help, but because of sexual ecstasy. If you know what I mean and I think you do.”

    Oh, he wrote MY name. HE WROTE IT.

    *swoon*

    I love him like a fangirl loves Sam-and-Dean slash fanfic.

  7. Jackie
    Posted: Jul 19th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
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    Hee!

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