Comments on: The Obligatory Ben Jelen Post http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/ it's not chick porn Sun, 23 Nov 2008 11:22:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: Jackie http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12990 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:09:46 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12990 Hee! Hee!

]]> by: bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12989 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:16:12 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12989 Don't tease. It's mean! You should have said, "Remember it. You'll be screaming it, like, if you ever go to California and meet her. And not for help, but because of sexual ecstasy. If you know what I mean and I think you do." Oh, he wrote MY name. HE WROTE IT. *swoon* I love him like a fangirl loves Sam-and-Dean slash fanfic. Don’t tease. It’s mean!

You should have said, “Remember it. You’ll be screaming it, like, if you ever go to California and meet her. And not for help, but because of sexual ecstasy. If you know what I mean and I think you do.”

Oh, he wrote MY name. HE WROTE IT.

*swoon*

I love him like a fangirl loves Sam-and-Dean slash fanfic.

]]> by: Jackie http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12987 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:09:11 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12987 He touched it, breathed on it. His eyes shone with delight when I spelled "BAM" for him. I think he may have licked it when I wasn't looking. He touched it, breathed on it. His eyes shone with delight when I spelled “BAM” for him. I think he may have licked it when I wasn’t looking.

]]> by: bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12984 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:37:18 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12984 No, I'd like it the old-fashioned way, thanks. Can't you just imagine him and me sitting at a cafe on Haight and Ashbury, reading <em>The Letters of Abelard and Heloise</em> or <em>Love in the Time of Cholera</em> out loud to each other? No? Well, I can. :) And thanks for the CD. I shall treasure it forever. Do you know if he sweated on it at all? DNA, you know. No, I’d like it the old-fashioned way, thanks.

Can’t you just imagine him and me sitting at a cafe on Haight and Ashbury, reading The Letters of Abelard and Heloise or Love in the Time of Cholera out loud to each other? No? Well, I can. :)

And thanks for the CD. I shall treasure it forever. Do you know if he sweated on it at all? DNA, you know.

]]> by: Jackie http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12981 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:13:48 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12981 You don't even have to have sex with him. You can just ask him to donate his sperm. Mailed the CD today, BTW. You don’t even have to have sex with him. You can just ask him to donate his sperm.

Mailed the CD today, BTW.

]]> by: bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12958 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:40:50 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12958 I'm so jealous. *sniff* I want to have his baby. I bet Ben and I would make gorgeous children. (yeah, that's not creepy to say at all!) I’m so jealous. *sniff*

I want to have his baby. I bet Ben and I would make gorgeous children.

(yeah, that’s not creepy to say at all!)

]]> by: Jackie http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12949 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:13:21 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/07/18/the-obligatory-ben-jelen-post/#comment-12949 He was awesome, Bam -- high energy, sweet, sexy, and looked like he loved to sing and perform. It was a great show. Gawd, I felt like I was 16... He was awesome, Bam — high energy, sweet, sexy, and looked like he loved to sing and perform. It was a great show. Gawd, I felt like I was 16…

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