My New Prized Possession

My friend Jackie got this for me. In case you can’t read the inscription, it says, “Bam, Love and conserve. [Peace Sign]. Ben Jelen.” It was signed to me. ME, Bam. For ONE moment, Ben Jelen knew my name and wrote it with his hand. HIS hand. For one moment, my name registered in his brain long enough for him to write it. *swoon* He touched this thing. It has his fingerprints on it. Maybe even his sweat. Oh, and maybe, while Jackie wasn’t looking, he even licked it. Who knows about those crazy rock stars! I gotta go vacuum seal it now.

I love you, Kessler.

2 Responses to “My New Prized Possession”

  1. Jackie
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    Love you too, Bam. But you can’t have my Bud Light.

  2. bam
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    Author Comment

    But you can’t have my Bud Light.

    Is it filled with super-special Ben juice?



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