Comments on: Snark it to me, Snarker!

by: Jaci Burton

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:08:46 +0000

i dunno about the girl on the cover, but the quote from that Jaci Burton chick rocks.

;-)

signed…uhh…anonymous

by: Eilonwy

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:24:18 +0000

(Also? I just want to mention how happy it makes me to see covers here for snarkage again. ::happy sigh::)

by: Eilonwy

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:23:45 +0000

I think everyone’s covered the anatomy problems, but what’s up with the waist of her pants? Whoever made them must have figured since they were made of plastic they weren’t going to fray, so didn’t bother doing anything but cutting the “fabric”– no hemming/folding/or waistband?

Her chest seems concave– why is her chest concave? Shannon’s right, we should see some hint of her chest.

The Amazon cover is slightly better, but that’s only because the way it’s cropped means you don’t have to wonder if she has a left arm or not. But it makes her hips look even more out of proportion to the rest of her. And whoever said she’s got a skin disease in the Amazon version is right– or some serious bruising, and this chick needs to get an ice pack on that, pronto.

Her face is the creepiest part, though, all hanging out over her right shoulder when it ought to be somewhere else. Good grief.

by: lisabea

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:39:03 +0000

Cyborg?

by: Emily Veinglory

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:21:59 +0000

She could get together with him: http://www.smartbitchestrashyb.....plePie.jpg and start a new mutant race….

by: Jackie

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:06:46 +0000

Loved the cover for Hell’s Belles. I had no idea the legs were yours! Nice How come you didn’t do second cover?

Actually, that’s my Loving Husband on the cover. ((He told me to say that.))

by: Catherine

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:02:38 +0000

Her ass just frightens me. Before I even read your snark it caught my eye. It was hard to look away from… So wide and flat. Gwen was right, it does look like she took a dump in her pants. I think that’s the most glaring deformity on this cover. …at least to me.

by: Cathie

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 22:29:06 +0000

Loved the cover for Hell’s Belles. I had no idea the legs were yours! Nice How come you didn’t do second cover?

by: Shannon

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:53:23 +0000

I have to say, the one on amazon is a bit odd too.

I think they just added some shading along the back, but it kind of looks like she has some kind of skin disease…

by: danette

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:59:55 +0000

Poor chicks ass is way too small,how’s a guy supposed to smack that.

Is that a string from her shirt going down her back or is it a demon tail wrongfully placed?