What Should Have Happened

… between Butch and Vishous.

And a huge thanks to the ever-so-gorgeous [so very very gorgeous that the sight of him makes my knees all melty and my palms sweaty and girly parts a-quiverin’, thus releasing a bonding scent that smells oddly like freshly baked cinnamon rolls and Summer’s Eve ] Marc-Andre for sending me this video. Kisses!

Oh, and here’s a nice little Halloween Scare. The lovely man also sent me this. Science, as if I weren’t already paranoid about the dead rising up and wanting to eat my brain and taking over the world. Merci beaucoup, mon cher!

Mr. Bitey FaceP.S. Speaking of big, badass vampires– Darling Sybil is having a give-away on her site. Here are the deets:

We’ve got a marvelous prize pack of the three ARCs of Lynsay Sands‘ new Argenau Vampire books:

* The Accidental Vampire (Argeneau Vampires, Book 7)
* Vampires are Forever (Argeneau Vampires, Book 8 )
* Vampire, Interrupted (Argeneau Vampires, Book 9)
* Plus some other little goodies that Gwen apparently has been trying to steal from Syb.

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All you need to do to enter to win this fabuloso prize pack is comment about vampires on this post. What’s your favorite part of vampire lore? Favorite vampire movies? Favorite vampire hero? How realistic are vampires in fiction compared to what could happen in real life?

I might love someone forever if they comment about the changing myths about vampires over time and how that reflected the society that it came from. Of course that may be asking for a lot. . .

Be sure to comment on this post about vampires and a winner will be randomly selected to win the three ARCs and the goody bag of toys.

23 Responses to “What Should Have Happened”

  1. clare
    1

    LOL — Funny!

  2. Kat
    2

    OK, I’m not of the V/Butch camp, but this made me laugh so bad!

  3. Carrie Lofty
    3

    Ok. That was excellent.

  4. Gail Faulkner
    4

    Very glad no one heard the snort/laughing. That was toooo funny!

  5. lisabea
    5

    Well I just spit coffee on my key board. Thanks Bam!!!!!

    Happy Halloween.

  6. Gwen
    6

    Oh man, Bam! I’m laughing myself sick over that! That was too funny! Thanks, as always, for sharing.

  7. bam
    7
    Author Comment

    Rock move!

    *holding in snicker. Unsuccessful. Dies*

  8. Anne Douglas
    8

    *Snigger* man, if only!

  9. shuzluva
    9

    That was fucking hilarious. Thanks, babe (and thank Marc-Andre too!).

  10. Andi & Stien
    10

    Bwahaha! Totally! :D

  11. Teddy Pig
    11

    They still could get it on. Maybe she’s working up to a bold love story after a tragic event happens.

  12. Ann Bruce
    12

    That was effing hilarious! Now, someone needs to send that clip to JRW. Maybe she can do a recon like they do in comics.

  13. Rae
    13

    That was awesome! I’m going to be cracking up about that for days…

  14. fiveandfour
    14

    “You was looking at me with those googly eyes”.

    Snicker. Laugh.

  15. Ann Bruce
    15

    From the article:

    Hey, did we mention that half the human population on Earth is infected with toxoplasmosa, and don’t know it? Hey, maybe you’re one of them. Flip a coin.

    Oh, also, they’ve done studies and shown that the infected see a change in their personality and have a higher chance of going batshit insane.

    Does this explain why LKH character assassinated one of the most loved vampire slayers in fiction? (Wait, all vampire slayers are in fiction, right?)

  16. katiebabs
    16

    I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
    Bam you rock :)

  17. Christine
    17

    LOL that was great! I’m forwarding the video link to my BDB friends. :D

  18. Teresa W.
    18

    This was great it totally cracked me up today!

  19. Stefanie D
    19

    I love vampire books! :P My favorite vampire hero is Zsadist. He’s been through so much and yet he hasn’t lost his capacity to love. I’m realy looking forward to the other books!
    And the video was HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for sharing!

  20. Suzette
    20

    I thought this video was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!!

  21. Suzette
    21

    Loved Lestat in Queen of the Damned as far as a movie vampire. Angel in tv series and I love Rhage from Lover Eternal.

  22. MaryM
    22

    *nodding enthusiastically* I so agree with the “should have happened” part!!! That video made me laugh so hard all my co-workers must think me mad. The person who did that video is a genius :-D .

  23. Linda
    23

    Well here it goes, My favorite vamp is Lurcern Argeneau. I love that that vamps have the whole sexy I will love you forever thing going..
    My favorite Vamp moive……. Love at first bite.
    I hope Im not too late to enter.
    Would Soooooooo love to win the Argeneaus!!

    *****All you need to do to enter to win this fabuloso prize pack is comment about vampires on this post. What’s your favorite part of vampire lore? Favorite vampire movies? Favorite vampire hero?******



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