Dionne Galace

As promised, here is the 9th installment of Ember. If you haven’t already, please read: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight. But first, a blurb: Everyone loves Prince Charming. They have to—he’s cursed. Every man must respect him. Every woman must desire him. One look, and all is lost. Ember would rather [...]

Only six entries this month. BOOOOOOO! But that’s okay, these ones are pretty frickin’ terrific. Winner to be announced when I return from vacation. No shill voting. Seriously, I can see your IPs. Rebyj I let my thoughts drift as the home health nurse stood by my bed and took my vital signs. The slightly [...]

What my parents got me for Christmas… It’s my First. Bike. Ever. My mom absolutely refused to get me a bike when I was a kid ’cause she thought I could hurt myself. She bought me comics and books, instead. And to think… I could have been a BMX fancy-bike-moves person instead of a starving [...]

[image courtesy of Andi and Stien, my favorite pervs] Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Fantabulous Kwanzaa to all y’all readers of It’s Not Chick Porn. May your holidays be happy and bright and may you all have a wicked awesome new year. Postings will be sporadic for the rest of the month while I deal [...]

Thought I’d share some workplace wackiness with you guys. Will be in and out of the internets the next couple of days. Happy Holidays! Supervisor: Hey! Me (coming out of a daze): Oh, sorry. Sometimes I just kind of drift away. It’s like when my brain’s not in use, my screensaver comes on. You have [...]