Comments on: Kate Rothwell Invents an Author

by: kate r

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:54:37 +0000

and I came back to gather up my bios and make one great gorgeous one. Oooo! these can’t go to waste.

by: kate r

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:53:43 +0000

well, um thanks for protecting me, bam.

It’s more that she didn’t veto it, she pointed out that my choice was….
stupid.

I picked a number randomly. I said, I love them all, but I’ll pick whoever posted comment six!
and she said, you posted comment six, you dork.

by: bettie

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:04:43 +0000

Oh, I think the contest is over, but I’ve been meaning to write a pseudonym bio all week. I made her as evil as I could.

by: bettie

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:01:18 +0000

Emma Madison traveled the world as a child prodigy violinist, and later as a teen-aged supermodel. Concerned about the unrealistic images of beauty the media presented to young girls, Emma shunned the glitz, glamor and excellent pay of international high fashion to attend Princeton University where she became the youngest former model to graduate with a 4.0 average.

Emma wrote her first novel to win a bet, and was pleasantly surprised when Time-Warner offered her a million dollar advance and an even more lucrative deal for the film rights. She has been writing ever since. Due to her modest nature and tremendous output of spectacular fiction in all genres, Emma writes under no fewer than forty-three different pseudonyms, including Kate Rothwell and Summer Devon.

Emma Madison also speaks fluent Danish.

by: Ayla

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:30:08 +0000

Not to be a “sore loser” but who would have won if you hadn’t vetoed Kate’s decision?

by: Sam

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:13:57 +0000

Savannah Sarengetti Manon Lapoisse is the pen name for several other pen names, including a real person or two. She’s a stay at home mom and spy, and is currently translating several famous Eskimo poems into plain English for her lover, George Clooney.
She used to be Miss Snark, knows who killed Kennedy, and lately moonlights as the Filipino Monkey.
Her books have been called esoteric and interesting, but are always chock full of mystery, romance, and adventure.
If you want to see Savannah, look for the mysterious woman in dark shades and stilletos at the international departure area.

by: Lyvvie

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:01:02 +0000

Constance Manning has worn many hats before finding her writer’s voice. She’s worked with artists, been a purveyor of fine liqueurs and worked in primary education. She spent many years writing features and articles for newspapers where she discovered the humbling excitement of the human condition and its many facets. Especially the tumbledown exultations of love, romance and longing. You can find her today peering over the foam of her cappuccino, or pretending to read Eventing while gathering information and mannerisms from her cafe co-patrons to be used in all of her fiction. Constance Manning also writes under the names Kate Rothwell and Summer Devon.

by: kate r

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:05:06 +0000

Seriously they’re all fantastic. Maybe I’ll pick a bit from each and compose the most amazing bio possible, ever. starting with….

Roma Nance Menthrow has been hiding from the government since 1976
and ending with….
She welcomes fanmail but reserves the right to set fire to evildoers in public forums, especially on (but not restricted to) the FDA-approved Zodiac-based dating service she founded after her fourth annulment.
And how dare you call that a crap pile Gini? Okay, I’m off to play with this gorgeous collection of words.

by: kate r

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:58:23 +0000

I’m loving these.

(and when Vernal Equinox Liverpool puts out her next book Tumperkin gets a mention.)

by: Carrie Lofty

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:51:11 +0000

Following Tumperkin’s lead, you could do an entire “seasons + English counties” set of personas. Winter Somerset. Spring Hampshire. Summer Devon. Autumn Kent.

OK, here’s mine:

People used to think Jenny MacAllister was cute, but now they find her simply irresistible. The appeal may stem from her tantalizing romances, wicked good pictures of dogs in knit sweaters, and energetic Morris dancing, but science has confirmed none of this. At present Jenny lives the pirate life way down in Kokomo–sugar and spice, rum makes it all nice–where she avidly collects deleted adverbs and vintage LOLcats. She welcomes fanmail but reserves the right to set fire to evildoers in public forums, especially on (but not restricted to) the FDA-approved Zodiac-based dating service she founded after her fourth annulment.