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The Succubus Test With Jackie Kessler

And the winners are: Brooke #17, WW #28, Julie D #14, Jennybrat #8, and Jambrea #7. You know the drill. Email me and claim your prize!

In honor of the recently released anthology, Eternal Lover featuring Jackie Kessler, Richelle Mead, Hannah Howell, and Lynsay Sands…

You Know You’re A Succubus If…

Your romantic encounters tend to end with your lover:
(A) Unconscious
(B) Damned
(C) Dead

Every other word in your thoughts is:
(A) Vulgar
(B) Sexual
(C) Fuck this shit, who can think when there’s all this lovely flesh to stare at?

This concept is completely unfathomable to you:
(A) Monogamy
(B) Pregnancy
(C) STD (and really, what’s wrong with a little clap?)

You know that Heaven is:
(A) Boring
(B) An urban legend
(C) A Bryan Adams song

You get turned on by:
(A) Men
(B) Women
(C) Wait, you mean sometimes you’re **not** turned on?

Your favorite place is:
(A) The bedroom
(B) Hell
(C) On top

Your favorite position is:
(A) Yes
(B) Who cares, as long as it’s in?
(C) I have to pick just one?

Your favorite toy is:
(A) Your partner
(B) Duct tape
(C) BDSM Barbie

The Devil is:
(A) Daddy
(B) Scary
(C) Misunderstood

You don’t need a wardrobe because:
(A) You shapeshift your clothing
(B) Hard to find shoes for your hooves
(C) Why get dressed? It’s all coming off anyway

If you answered A, B, or C to all of the above, congratulations, you’re a succubus! Go on, be evil! (Just don’t get caught.)

Want to read about a succubus or two? Leave a comment, and mention which of the above entries you liked the best. Five winners will be picked at random on Friday to receive copies of ETERNAL LOVER — the new paranormal romance anthology with novellas from Hannah Howell, Lynsay Sands, Richelle Mead, and yours truly.

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43 Responses to “The Succubus Test With Jackie Kessler”

  1. limecello
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 7:31 am
    1

    Loved the duct tape as a toy and Devil as “Daddy” questions. I’d definitely be all for reading about a succubus - or two ;-) . Haha, and I love tests where all the answers are right!

  2. Dan
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 8:35 am
    2

    So if you shapeshift your clothing, is that like molting when you take it off?

  3. Carrie
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 8:46 am
    3

    These are so funny…. Love favorite toy BDSM Barbie!!!!

  4. Samantha
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 8:48 am
    4

    OMG, I answered A, B, & C to most of them! Awesome! :) And scary.

  5. Jaded_bee
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 8:52 am
    5

    I would LOVE to just shapeshift my clothes. Do you know how much time and money it would save? Not to mention closet space. I’d have more room for my books, lol. Oh and Laundrey, I hate hate hate laundrey day’s. I don’t think there are any negatives to shapeshifting clothes, sign me up!
    :-)

  6. catie
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 9:47 am
    6

    Your favorite toy is: BDSM Barbie. *Chuckles* If ONLY she’d been around when I was a little girl! (I’m sure my parents would have bought me one). :-D

  7. Jambrea
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 9:48 am
    7

    You get turned on by:
    (A) Men
    (B) Women
    (C) Wait, you mean sometimes you’re **not** turned on?

    THis is a good one!!!! (c) is the best!!! haha :)

  8. Jennybrat
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 10:13 am
    8

    I like the wardrobe question best. My answer would be B! Hahaha!

  9. Wendy
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 10:17 am
    9

    You don’t need a wardrobe because:
    (A) You shapeshift your clothing
    (B) Hard to find shoes for your hooves
    (C) Why get dressed? It’s all coming off anyway

    Damn straight!

  10. Christine
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 10:18 am
    10

    I like the ‘favorite position’ question best because I actually answered A, B and C for that one!

  11. Ilona
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 10:41 am
    11

    You know that Heaven is… A Bryan Adams Song!! cracked me up :D

  12. Crystal B.
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 10:52 am
    12

    My favorites are: The Devil is: a. Daddy. Your favorite position is c: I have to pick just one?

  13. katiebabs
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 10:59 am
    13

    This is my favorite! I want to be BDSM Barbie and there are many creative ways you can use duct tape. ;)

    Your favorite toy is:
    (A) Your partner
    (B) Duct tape
    (C) BDSM Barbie

  14. Julie D
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    14

    That is so damn cool. I wonder if my boyfriend would agree…?

  15. danette
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    15

    ROTFLMAO, who can pick just one :D

    Your favorite position is:
    (A) Yes
    (B) Who cares, as long as it’s in?
    (C) I have to pick just one?

    Hugs, Danette

  16. JaimeK
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    16

    Your romantic encounters tend to end up with your lover:
    a. unconscious
    b. damned
    c. dead

    Oops!! None of the above are good, but this one cracked me up!

  17. Brooke
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    17

    “(C) Fuck this shit, who can think when there’s all this lovely flesh to stare at?” Ha that’s hilarious and also how I feel all the time ;)

  18. azteclady
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    18

    Please don’t enter me, as I already have the book, but seriously, they are all funny as hell.

    erm…

    :wink:

  19. deemer
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    19

    Wow. Shapeshifting your clothing seems worth the price of admission. What’s a soul or two when you can wear haute couture?

  20. SweetNSourGirl
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    20

    Heaven is…? How ’bout three tasty guys in a hot tub with magaritas? That’d be a start.

  21. Josie
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    21

    Every other word in your thoughts is:
    (A) Vulgar
    (B) Sexual
    (C) Fuck this shit, who can think when there’s all this lovely flesh to stare at?

    OMG… Get out of my head!

  22. Kimberly B.
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    22

    Your favorite toy is:
    (A) Your partner
    (B) Duct tape
    (C) BDSM Barbie
    How could you not love it?

  23. Cassie
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    23

    It’s a bit of a toss up between:

    Your favorite position is:
    (A) Yes
    (B) Who cares, as long as it’s in?
    (C) I have to pick just one?

    and

    Your favorite toy is:
    (A) Your partner
    (B) Duct tape
    (C) BDSM Barbie

    Come on… how can you not love a bit of BDSM Barbie? Why isn’t that on the shelves, Mattel??

  24. Mona
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    24

    Here’s my choice

    Your favorite position is:
    (A) Yes
    (B) Who cares, as long as it’s in?
    (C) I have to pick just one?

    How about all of the above………

  25. Terri W.
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    25

    LOL those are so funny! Hahahahahaha!

    My favorite is also between:

    Your favorite position is:
    (A) Yes
    (B) Who cares, as long as it’s in?
    (C) I have to pick just one?

    and

    Your favorite toy is:
    (A) Your partner
    (B) Duct tape
    (C) BDSM Barbie

  26. Lori T
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    26

    My favorite is
    Your favorite toy is:
    (A) Your partner
    (B) Duct tape
    (C) BDSM Barbie

    Come on who’s favorite toy is not BDSM Barbie…plus if you are really crafty you can incorporate all the other items into your “play” time.

  27. Tom Gallier
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    27

    What? I”m a succubus? But I have a penis! Guess I have to learn to walk in heels. Wait, I’ll be on my back. Nevermind.

    I want. Give me book. Tom Gallier

  28. WW
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    28

    Favourite Position- Who cares as long as its in

    I like that. It makes simple sense. After you’ve had a few kids and been married for a decade, I suppose getting ‘it’ in successfully and often is a happy event. Not just a fav position but the only one if you have a huge bear cave where your lady treasure trove used to be…

    I’ll take the duct tape too. Will come in handy if I ever meet Jensen Ackles, Viggo Mortensen and Colin Farrell all at once and in a squirmy pile.

  29. Tez Miller
    Posted: Apr 1st, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    29

    Heaven is “a Bryan Adams song”.

    Have a lovely day! :-)

  30. Ashley V
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 am
    30

    hehehe I love this
    Your favorite position is:
    (A) Yes
    (B) Who cares, as long as it’s in?
    (C) I have to pick just one?

  31. shuzluva
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008 at 5:59 am
    31

    Okay, I know I’m not up for this one, but I just had to add my two cents with this:

    You know that Heaven is:
    A) Boring
    B) An urban legend
    C) A Bryan Adams song

    Jackie, I love your sense of humor.

  32. Tera
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008 at 8:46 am
    32

    Too cute and funny!

    TeraS

  33. Carolyn Jean
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
    33

    I love:

    Your favorite toy is:
    (A) Your partner
    (B) Duct tape
    (C) BDSM Barbie

    Actually, all my Barbies ended up looking like BDSM Barbies. My Barbies tended to get sick of Barbie camper and Barbie fashion show real fast and get into some very unconventional stuff.

  34. meg
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    34

    Definitely this one!!

    Your favorite position is:
    (A) Yes
    (B) Who cares, as long as it’s in?
    (C) I have to pick just one?

  35. celeber
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    35

    By far my favorite question was…

    Your favorite toy is:
    (A) Your partner
    (B) Duct tape
    (C) BDSM Barbie

  36. tami
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    36

    the devil is daddy LOL
    love that one

  37. Teresa W.
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    37

    Your favorite position, loved this one!

  38. Tyhitia
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2008 at 7:41 am
    38

    I like the first one: Your romantic encounters tend to end with your lover:

    A) Unconcious
    B) Damned
    C) Dead

    LOL. Great stuff, Jackie! :*)

  39. ~Linda~
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    39

    Great quiz Jax…………. Here are my fav’s
    favorite toy
    (B)duct tape lol
    You don’t need a wardrobe because:
    (B) Hard to find shoes for your hooves

    Congrats on the release!!
    ;O} ~Linda~

    There is a land called Passiveagressiva, and I am their Queen.

  40. Amy S.
    Posted: Apr 4th, 2008 at 7:21 am
    40

    My fave is

    You don’t need a wardrobe because:
    (A) You shapeshift your clothing
    (B) Hard to find shoes for your hooves
    (C) Why get dressed? It’s all coming off anyway

    and

    Every other word in your thoughts is:
    (A) Vulgar
    (B) Sexual
    (C) Fuck this shit, who can think when there’s all this lovely flesh to stare at?

  41. Jambrea
    Posted: Apr 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    41

    Thank you and congrats to the other winners!! :)

  42. azteclady
    Posted: Apr 5th, 2008 at 8:59 am
    42

    *applause* Congrats, peeps!

  43. Jennybrat
    Posted: Apr 8th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    43

    Oh thanks so much!

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