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		<title>By: Lorelie</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2008/04/01/worst-prank-ever/#comment-19058</link>
		<dc:creator>Lorelie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Handsome Pants was actually conceived on the same day as the twins, frozen and thawed four years later (this sounds like a Discovery Channel special)…so he’s sort of their triplet…kinda…wow.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

It&#039;s like a Heinlein plot.  Well, let&#039;s hope not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Handsome Pants was actually conceived on the same day as the twins, frozen and thawed four years later (this sounds like a Discovery Channel special)…so he’s sort of their triplet…kinda…wow.</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s like a Heinlein plot.  Well, let&#8217;s hope not.</p>
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		<title>By: Ann Bruce</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2008/04/01/worst-prank-ever/#comment-19055</link>
		<dc:creator>Ann Bruce</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Already told my mom any grandkids will come from my half-sisters.

A co-worker and I came into work with our hair in two high ponytails that stick out at the sides of our heads.  I wanted to go for the tights, Mary Janes, and plaid skirt, but she drew the line at that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Already told my mom any grandkids will come from my half-sisters.</p>
<p>A co-worker and I came into work with our hair in two high ponytails that stick out at the sides of our heads.  I wanted to go for the tights, Mary Janes, and plaid skirt, but she drew the line at that.</p>
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		<title>By: shuzluva</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2008/04/01/worst-prank-ever/#comment-19054</link>
		<dc:creator>shuzluva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, man.

If the girls try this on me I&#039;ll kill them. 

On the other hand, if I tried this with my mom, she&#039;d ask why I wasn&#039;t complaining about all of the hormones, how many times have we been to see the specialist, are we selecting for sex and were we sure a frozen embryo was such a good idea after six and a half years?

For those of you that have no idea, Handsome Pants was actually conceived on the same day as the twins, frozen and thawed four years later (this sounds like a &lt;i&gt;Discovery Channel&lt;/i&gt; special)...so he&#039;s sort of their triplet...kinda...wow. I&#039;m gonna have an interesting time explaining this to the three of them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, man.</p>
<p>If the girls try this on me I&#8217;ll kill them. </p>
<p>On the other hand, if I tried this with my mom, she&#8217;d ask why I wasn&#8217;t complaining about all of the hormones, how many times have we been to see the specialist, are we selecting for sex and were we sure a frozen embryo was such a good idea after six and a half years?</p>
<p>For those of you that have no idea, Handsome Pants was actually conceived on the same day as the twins, frozen and thawed four years later (this sounds like a <i>Discovery Channel</i> special)&#8230;so he&#8217;s sort of their triplet&#8230;kinda&#8230;wow. I&#8217;m gonna have an interesting time explaining this to the three of them.</p>
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		<title>By: Jaded_Bee</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2008/04/01/worst-prank-ever/#comment-19048</link>
		<dc:creator>Jaded_Bee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And to think all I did was nearly give my supervisor (in his mid-late 40&#039;s) a stroke when I told him all of the computers crashed in the lab and made him run down the two flights of stairs to get here as quick as possible (the elivator is a dinosaur) only to run up to the lab and see all of the monitor&#039;s up and running. I was just like &quot;um, sorry dave, April Fool&#039;s.&quot; I only felt bad for a minute though, we go at each others necks quite often. He likes to change my schedule around at the last possible second. It&#039;s very irritating.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And to think all I did was nearly give my supervisor (in his mid-late 40&#8242;s) a stroke when I told him all of the computers crashed in the lab and made him run down the two flights of stairs to get here as quick as possible (the elivator is a dinosaur) only to run up to the lab and see all of the monitor&#8217;s up and running. I was just like &#8220;um, sorry dave, April Fool&#8217;s.&#8221; I only felt bad for a minute though, we go at each others necks quite often. He likes to change my schedule around at the last possible second. It&#8217;s very irritating.</p>
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		<title>By: darragha</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2008/04/01/worst-prank-ever/#comment-19046</link>
		<dc:creator>darragha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ll go to hell for messing with your mom, Bam.  And thanks for the Tagolog phrase the other day...came in handy. :)

Darragha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ll go to hell for messing with your mom, Bam.  And thanks for the Tagolog phrase the other day&#8230;came in handy. <img src='http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Darragha</p>
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		<title>By: Jill Sorenson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jill Sorenson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My sister in law just pulled that one on me.  I&#039;m so gullible I fell for it.  She wanted me to call her parents and try it on them.  That might have been funny, because they don&#039;t take everything so seriously (like I do) but...nah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My sister in law just pulled that one on me.  I&#8217;m so gullible I fell for it.  She wanted me to call her parents and try it on them.  That might have been funny, because they don&#8217;t take everything so seriously (like I do) but&#8230;nah.</p>
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		<title>By: sula</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2008/04/01/worst-prank-ever/#comment-19037</link>
		<dc:creator>sula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, if I tried to pull the same joke on my mom, it would go the opposite way.  Heart attack on the part of the good religious upright parents that their wayward daughter would fall into such sin, et cetera.  Dunno if they would laugh it off too well when I said &quot;april fools!&quot; hrm.

I am such a loser, I did no jokes at all today. :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, if I tried to pull the same joke on my mom, it would go the opposite way.  Heart attack on the part of the good religious upright parents that their wayward daughter would fall into such sin, et cetera.  Dunno if they would laugh it off too well when I said &#8220;april fools!&#8221; hrm.</p>
<p>I am such a loser, I did no jokes at all today. <img src='http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Lori T</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lori T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now on the reverse side...several years ago...okay two...my daughter&#039;s too old for her boyfriend decided to tell us this same joke on April Fool&#039;s Day.  Followed closely by...we are only kidding.  I explained to him that this would really not be a &quot;funny joke&quot; to tell my husband who would have killed him on the spot.  If hindsight was 20/20...I would have let him tell my darling hubby and this would have stopped the real version that I had to listen to about six months later.  Can we say stressful!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now on the reverse side&#8230;several years ago&#8230;okay two&#8230;my daughter&#8217;s too old for her boyfriend decided to tell us this same joke on April Fool&#8217;s Day.  Followed closely by&#8230;we are only kidding.  I explained to him that this would really not be a &#8220;funny joke&#8221; to tell my husband who would have killed him on the spot.  If hindsight was 20/20&#8230;I would have let him tell my darling hubby and this would have stopped the real version that I had to listen to about six months later.  Can we say stressful!</p>
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		<title>By: Lorelie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lorelie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ooooh....ouch.  Fucking hilarious from over here, but from your and your mom&#039;s end, ouch.

If I told my mom I was preggers again, the pregnancy itself wouldn&#039;t surprise her too much.  (Three kids, she&#039;s written me off as a breeder.)  But I might have some delicate questions to answer about paternity.  Hubby got snipped.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ooooh&#8230;.ouch.  Fucking hilarious from over here, but from your and your mom&#8217;s end, ouch.</p>
<p>If I told my mom I was preggers again, the pregnancy itself wouldn&#8217;t surprise her too much.  (Three kids, she&#8217;s written me off as a breeder.)  But I might have some delicate questions to answer about paternity.  Hubby got snipped.</p>
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		<title>By: azteclady</title>
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		<dc:creator>azteclady</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>See, I&#039;m such a wuss, I don&#039;t like practical jokes &#039;cause I always think how angry/upset/sad people will get when it comes out.

And it&#039;s only &lt;i&gt;funny&lt;/i&gt; if it comes out, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See, I&#8217;m such a wuss, I don&#8217;t like practical jokes &#8217;cause I always think how angry/upset/sad people will get when it comes out.</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s only <i>funny</i> if it comes out, right?</p>
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