Dear Lisabea

In response to:

In a Fury over Phurry
Dear Bam,

Friend buddy ole chummy mate of mine (lisa who?). I was hoping that, given our long and meaningful friendship, you would send me some snippets, tastes, wee snatches of dialog, from Lover Inhaled. I promise not to share that information with my NIAB friends (lying) and I promise to pretend surprise in June when the rest of the poor unwashed masses (such as myself) are able to purchase the latest morsel of crack we are jonesing for.

Yours in blogdom,
lisabea

No. Ducky will kill me. I mean, she will keeeeeeeeeeel me. Seriously. You don’t even know. I’m having nightmares about it now.

Love,
Bam

23 Responses to “Dear Lisabea”

  1. lisabea
    1

    I’m trying to decide whether I meant to spell his name wrong…or if I’m impaired. I’m going with the first. And, hey, can’t fault a girl for complaining trying.

    ::pockets katiebabs $20::

  2. MaryKate
    2

    Wow! Shameless LB, shameless!

    *I totally wish I’d thought of it!*

  3. katiebabs
    3

    LB: Let’s take our $20 and buy some shots of Grey Goose.
    June is only 2 months away.
    But of course if someone wants to send me an anonymous email about any information about Rehv, I will zip my lip and play dumb.

    Bam: After reading LE you will be staring at shadows wondering if it is your fellow bloggers coming to get you…

  4. lisabea
    4

    $20? What $20?

    I had no CLUE Bam would see my letter. s’funny. Imagine my surprise when I pulled up Google Reader.

  5. azteclady
    5

    *giggling* oh this is most excellent!

    Bam, the nightmares are due to having the coveted green ARC, see?

  6. limecello
    6

    *blink* *blink blink blink*

  7. Mary M
    7

    Oh well. It was worth a try. Thanks Lisa! Lover Inhaled… *snigger* Fitting since it IS crack.

    Now moving on to stalk the Ducky. *cracks knuckles*

  8. Sybil
    8

    She sooooooooo would too. It would payne her but she would do it.

  9. bam
    9
    Author Comment

    Would it make you guys feel better about waiting till June if you knew… that 1) it is surprisingly good 2) Cormia is surprisingly charming 3) the “slang” is not so annoying anymore?

    Bam: After reading LE you will be staring at shadows wondering if it is your fellow bloggers coming to get you…

    Katiebabs, my partner-in-crime Shuzluva text-messaged me yesterday with, “Your life might be in danger.” And I was like, “DAMN YOU, FURRY!”

    Dhucky is a strict mistress… and I think she’s got the Scribe Vhirgin to back her up.

  10. Wendy
    10

    Unwashed masses?

    ‘Scuse me. I wash at least once a week!

  11. Mary M.
    11

    YES it makes me feel better! It’s exactly what I wanted, to know that there was still hope for the series. You have my eternal gratitude. I won’t bother you further until June.

    Although, if you felt the need to tell us whether we get a glimpse of Butch and V in this book I would certainly lend an ear.

  12. Lorelie
    12

    Would it make you guys feel better about waiting till June if you knew… that 1) it is surprisingly good 2) Cormia is surprisingly charming 3) the “slang” is not so annoying anymore?

    Why yes, yes that is sufficient. As long as it’s true. ;)

  13. HelenKay Dimon
    13

    I live near you. I could just stop by and read over your shoulder. Surely the Ducky would not mind that…

  14. Sybil
    14

    I didn’t make her post she had it. Did I? Nope. So I don’t wanna hear about it.

  15. BevQB
    15

    Bamster! Great News! The Head Duckie just gave the okay for you to share some lurve with us! So go ahead and spoiler away!

    IS The Scribe Virgin Rhev’s one and ohnly?

    :runs out to the sound of maniacal laughter:

    MHUAHAHAHAHAHA

  16. Sybil
    16

    What did you do to Bev for her to wish you harm? Bad bev…

  17. Ann Bruce
    17

    Cormia is surprisingly charming

    Oh, thank God!

    the “slang” is not so annoying anymore

    Does this mean (1) the slang is still there but the reader has become immune due to massive exposure or (2) Ward decided to let the vampires who are hundreds of years old act a teensy bit more their age and not like BET rejects?

  18. katiebabs
    18

    Does Rehv finally get love in this one?
    Does Phury have some more bathroom loving with Corny?

  19. dcemer
    19

    Maybe I’m in the minority, but I have no desire to read LE. The story in my head involving Phury is MUCH better than anything JR can come up with. . .
    I’m almost scared to read the book, that it will tarnish my image of him forever.

  20. lisabea
    20

    Bam. No soup for me. I cannot understand why. Is it the m/m? The hot nekkid mens? The masturbation gum? The menage light saber dungeon book? The pizza porn? Why would they IGNORE my letter?

    heh.

    Hope it was all it’s cracked up to be and that Phurry joined a 12 step program.

  21. Teddypig
    21

    I would like to speak on Lisabea’s behalf.
    She has been very ghood this year and deserves this ARC.

    Someone anyone send her this ARC!

  22. lisabea
    22

    I think pigs are more friendly than penguins.

  23. heather (errantdreams)
    23

    Sigh… I’m half-devastated that I haven’t had time to read the serialized things you’re posting, and half grateful, ’cause lord knows I’m short on free time as it is. Still, there’s a part of me going, ‘but… I might be missing out on another Bettie Sharpe! AGH!’ You do have a knack, Bam, for finding amazing authors.



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