Comments on: The Harlequin Pastiche

By: bam

bam — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:05:50 +0000

oh… the whitest sheikh ever…

How about the whitest Japanese billionaire industrialist ever?

By: Tumperkin

Tumperkin — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:02:04 +0000

Pimpage here – and now at DA! *fans self*

I want Bam for the sequel. You can have whatever you want Bam: an Anglo-Saxon Sheikh? An Italian luxury-shoe baron? (If we build it, they will come).

By: fiveandfour

fiveandfour — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:18:41 +0000

This whole thing is made of awesome. You know what else it’s made of? No, not hummus – it’s also made of win. Thanks Tumperkin!

By: Ann Aguirre

Ann Aguirre — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:11:27 +0000

This is a sticky wad of fun. Tumperkin gets major points for this idea. I’m having a blast, wrote my chapter today.

By: shuzluva

shuzluva — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:16:46 +0000

Did they really eat that much hummus in Austria? It seemed a lot.

*CRYING FROM THE SIDE SPLITTING LAUGHTER* Now I must go eat the remainder of my Sabra Hummus with my Stacy’s Whole Grain Pita Chips. Man, to my consternation, my nipples just got hard.

By: darragha

darragha — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:19:53 +0000

I’ll play! Can I be the secretary (since in my *other* life, I am one)?

By: vanessa jaye

vanessa jaye — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:52:11 +0000

hahahaa! Too funny. Now off to read chapters 2 and 3. ::still chortling::

By: Jill Sorenson

Jill Sorenson — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:06:59 +0000

I love it! So hilarious. I totally want to ignore my current revision, which is refusing to write itself and acting like a real bitch, and throw my hat into this ring.

Confession: Every time I think about a Greek hummus tycoon ordering me around and calling me a dirty little whore, my nipples harden. To my consternation!

By: clare

clare — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:35:53 +0000

OMG – I love it
This sounds FUN

By: Amie Stuart

Amie Stuart — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:50:28 +0000

“I need you to pretend to be my fiancée.”

To her consternation, Molly’s nipples hardened.

*HOWLING*!!!!!