The Fist Bump

Fox News calls it a Terrorist Fist Jab.

Craziest thing I’ve ever heard. My sisters and I fist-bump. My friends and I fist-bump. Hell, my mom and I have fist-bumped. Hot French-Canadian Boyfriend and I do it all the time: after playing tennis, after one of us says something particularly clever and wants to give the other “props,” and once, we did a fist-bump after I cooked really kickass steak dinner.

WHAT THE FUNK IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT IT?!?!

28 Responses to “The Fist Bump”

  1. Meljean
    1

    Wonder Terrorist Powers, Activate!

    ….yeah, I don’t get it either.

  2. Jambrea
    2

    That is crazy! Some people!

  3. bam
    3

    Wonder Terrorist Powers, Activate!

    Form of… racist ignorant douchebag!

  4. Monica
    4

    The rightwingers are gearing up to their usual form.

  5. bettie
    5

    Terrorist Fist Bump? WTF?? Can anyone really be that cluelessly insulated from mainstream culture?

  6. bam
    6

    dude… the right-wingers are just jeallouze ’cause Barry and Michelle look so hip and sexy together…

    meanwhile, their candidate is a doddering old fool who stutters and drools during his speeches… and has actually ripped off Barry’s web design AND motto.

  7. Jill Sorenson
    7

    I’d like to give Bill O’Reilly a terrorist fist bump. In the face.

  8. limecello
    8

    LOL - I’m going to have to look at the other blog post and find the original article… but this just made me chuckle. A lot.

  9. Diane
    9

    Here are some more pictures of terrorists, including the president’s father the former president Bush!

    This is going to be a very, very rough election season, with this kind of stupidity going on.

  10. Jaci Burton
    10

    O-M-G and W-T-F

    I can’t believe they even found this newsworthy. Clearly they’re stretching.

    I fistbump my 4 year old granddaughter. Terrorism in training…..

  11. Lorelie
    11

    Whaaaa???

    This would be why I despise Fox News with a fiery passion.

  12. sula
    12

    Reason number one million five thousand forty two why the words Fox and News clearly do not go together. Propaganda? Yes. Slime? Definitely. But certainly not news. At least not for anyone with a modicum of intelligence.

    ugh.

  13. veinglory
    13

    FOX news staff are apparently pretty damned ignorant.

  14. bam
    14

    Now this is what I call back-pedaling!

  15. Lyvvie
    15

    I don’t get it. If anything, the wee pat on Michelle’s butt as she left the stage should’ve sent someone fizzing, but the fist bump was cute. Not that a pat on the butt is offensive - I also found that cute, but you know how “some folks” get.

    The Blonde Woman is a bit of a tool, I have to say.

  16. katiebabs
    16

    FOX news is a bunch of mo fo idiots. I think that fist jab is so cute!

  17. Mary M.
    17

    It has to be a very uneventful day for a news channel to make a story out of this.

  18. Shiloh Walker
    18

    haven’t heard about it…don’t wanna hear about it… and I still can’t believe Fox News call themselves ‘balanced and fair’.

  19. Karmyn
    19

    Does this mean that Shawn and Gus on Psych are terrorists? They do the fist bump thing all the time.

    Once again, Fox News goes off the deep end. And stays there.

  20. JaimeK
    20

    Unfreakinbelivable! What will they think of next?

  21. JaimeK
    21

    Just so you know believable was spelled wrong on purpose…

  22. Ann Bruce
    22

    It’s Faux Fox, home of Bill O’Reilly and company. Why are you surprised?

  23. bam
    23

    HA HA HA, E.D. Hill, the ignorant douchenozzle who vocal-vomited the whole “terrorist fist jab” comment, HAS BEEN TERMINATED! Man, Barry’s pimp-hand is strong.

  24. K. Z. Snow
    24

    “It has to be a very uneventful day for a news channel to make a story out of this.”

    But, see, the whole point is . . . FOX IS NOT A NEWS CHANNEL. It’s the Special Ops unit of the Republican Party. Don’t let the over-emotive blonde bimbos, pinheaded jocks, and perverts fool you.

  25. Shiloh Walker
    25

    But, see, the whole point is . . . FOX IS NOT A NEWS CHANNEL. It’s the Special Ops unit of the Republican Party. Don’t let the over-emotive blonde bimbos, pinheaded jocks, and perverts fool you.

    Actually, KZ, I know plenty of Republicans that can’t stand Fox. A lot of people, political viewpoints aside, can’t stand Fox. For the same reason they can’t stand any other organization that takes things to the extremes.

  26. Ann Bruce
    26

    Actually, Bam, she wasn’t terminated. The show got canceled, but Hill remains an employee of FNC.

    The only good thing about FNC is the material they–and O’Reilly in particular–provide for Stephen Colbert.

  27. Vikki
    27

    Lol thats effing nuts! I never knew I was comitting a terrorist act when i fist bumped my coworkers or my sisters. I fist bumped my sister when she gave birth to her son it’s how we say good job at my house. I guess we are all terrorists

  28. Evangeline
    28

    What I find most hilarious is that no one knows what to call it. I know it as dap, some other folks know it as a pound, but fist bump? haha.



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