Studmuffin of… Forever

Chris Pine

[Source: JustJared, the ultimate hot spot where you can literally find 20 pictures of this man sipping coffee and crossing the street]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of these and that doesn’t mean that I’ve quit objectifying pretty boys like the beautiful wicked slabs of beef they are, but I haven’t come across one worthy of a post until recently. It wasn’t until the fifteenth time that I watched Star Trek: Muppet Babies that it occurred to me, “Hot diggity, that Kirk guy is a panty-dropper!”

Oh, Chris Pine, be my husband and the father of my children. Or… have a one-night stand with me and sneak out at four in the morning and never call me again and delete me from your facebook and say things like, “If you don’t stop hanging out at my front yard everyday waiting for me to come out, I’m going to call the cops!” and change your number five times, I don’t care. Either will be fine. Just… call me, ok?

Crotch grab!

(even ridiculously good-looking males who look like dirty angels scratch their balls in public. there’s only a tiny bit of shame in it. Chris Pine, I accept you!)

chris pine in glasses and crotch grab. again

(hey, pssst… there you are with the crotch grabbing again. If it’s so damned heavy, why don’t you take a load off and let me carry it for a while?)

(and looking oddly enough like HRG. Oh, I think my pants just exploded in starbursts of happiness)

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Bam has been reading romance novels since she was 9 years old. She especially enjoyed the Sweet Valley High series, particularly the romance-centric ones. Her first real romance novel was "Perfect Partners" by Jayne Ann Krentz. She's obsessed with old-school Harlequin Romance novels and reads four or five a week.

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5 Responses

  1. Carrie Lofty says:

    You have done a service to womankind by posting these. Gracias.

  2. shuzluva says:

    Wow, that looked like and ass and ball scratch at the same time. The man is multitalented for sure. And hot. Yes, hot.

  3. bam says:

    @carrie oh, it was a pleasure!

    @shuzluva i told you he was worthy of worship! And if he’s ever spent an entire day watching a marathon of Flava of Love while eating cereal out of a giant Tupperware, I am his to be had forever.

  4. Pamelia says:

    Yeah. He’s a hottie. Thanks for the pics. I still have a hard time getting over having seen him in the Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. I’ll watch Trek a few more times. That should do the trick.

  5. The Queen B says:

    I love you Chris Pine. Even your ball scratching, ass grabbing ways. *sigh*
    Now, if we could just get a pic of Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine scratching together? I’d just blow a gasket or something.
    And, Bam, Flava of Love? That was hubby and my “quality time” show, good times. Good times.