Getting over a vicious flu. Sorry for the lack of posts. Will return as soon as I can. Love you all.

Sure, Jared Leto is all kinds of gross now, what with the vanity “rock” band and the man-liner and the dating of girls 10-15 years younger than him (Who next, Miley Cyrus?), but back in the 90’s, I was mad-crazy for him. He was the ultimate loser-slacker with the sensitive soul made popular by the show My So-Called Life.

I sooo want this shirt. Too bad I only have 50 bucks till payday and that’s not till next week. *sigh*

I hate being poor. It means I can’t buy stuff I ironically like. Which reminds me… I buy too much things I should only ironically like.

[Shirt available at Palmer Cash.]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

According to Wikipedia, Dirty Dancing is one of the most watched films of all time. Awesome. That means I don’t have to feel bad anymore about compulsively sitting down and watching it every time I come across it on TV. Because everyone else can’t get enough of this shit! Woo-hoo.

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And I really don’t like to brag, but

Oh, Furry, I can’t wait to read about you! Shuzluva, it’s going to be a FUN Y-messie. Mwahahaha. That is all.

Edited to Add: Thank you very very very very much to my all-time favorite ducky for facilitating the whole bam-getting-Furry-ARC thing. Love you!

You know what’s not a good April Fool’s prank? Telling your mother you’re pregnant. Her face lights up like she’s won the lottery and she shakingly says, “really?” And get teary-eyed. And then you have to be an asshole and say, “Psyche, April Fool!” Only half-heartedly because a voice inside you tells you you’re a terrible, terrible person. And watch her face crumble, even though she tries to cover it up with a disapproving frown and a swat on the arm and an admonishment: “Ay, naku, hindi magandang biro yan!”*

It’s not a good joke if you’re a 29 year old spinster living in your mother’s house. I’m just sayin’. Nothing washes out the bitter taste in your mouth as soon as you realize, hey, you’ve disappointed your poor mother. Again. Like the time you didn’t major in Nursing, like she asked you to, Dionne!

*Tagalog = It’s not a good joke.