Dionne Galace

Nobody puts Baby in a corner. According to Wikipedia, Dirty Dancing is one of the most watched films of all time. Awesome. That means I don’t have to feel bad anymore about compulsively sitting down and watching it every time I come across it on TV. Because everyone else can’t get enough of this shit! [...]

And I really don’t like to brag, but Oh, Furry, I can’t wait to read about you! Shuzluva, it’s going to be a FUN Y-messie. Mwahahaha. That is all. Edited to Add: Thank you very very very very much to my all-time favorite ducky for facilitating the whole bam-getting-Furry-ARC thing. Love you!

You know what’s not a good April Fool’s prank? Telling your mother you’re pregnant. Her face lights up like she’s won the lottery and she shakingly says, “really?” And get teary-eyed. And then you have to be an asshole and say, “Psyche, April Fool!” Only half-heartedly because a voice inside you tells you you’re a [...]

Oh man, I am so going to lose my hipster cred for this. There are certain things I like ironically: Mannequin 2: On the Move, the song “We don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off” by Jermaine Stewart, American Idol, talking like I was raised in the projects even though I grew up in what [...]

This day started out just like any other day: I woke up early in the morning, fulfilled my daily 1000-word quota, then headed for the lake by my house for a jog. I was sitting in my car, enjoying the rush of endorphins coursing through my body courtesy of the so-called runner’s high, when it [...]