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Overheard at Work

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 - Fun at the Day Job

Thought I’d share some workplace wackiness with you guys. Will be in and out of the internets the next couple of days. Happy Holidays!

Supervisor: Hey!
Me (coming out of a daze): Oh, sorry. Sometimes I just kind of drift away. It’s like when my brain’s not in use, my screensaver comes on. You have to jog me a little to get me working again.
Supervisor (staring): You kids and and your damned technology metaphors. Get back to work!

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Supervisor (to another employee): Hey, have you closed your register already?
Employee: Yeah, I made the deposit into Dee’s register.
Me: Yeah, [redacted] always deposits in me.
*crickets* Both staring.
Me: Aw, fuck, you know what I mean.
Supervisor: No, I really don’t.
Co-worker: Heeey… no cussing on the floor!

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