It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of these and that doesn’t mean that I’ve quit objectifying pretty boys like the beautiful wicked slabs of beef they are, but I haven’t come across one worthy of a post until recently. It wasn’t until the fifteenth time that I watched Star Trek: Muppet Babies that it occurred to me, “Hot diggity, that Kirk guy is a panty-dropper!”

Oh, Chris Pine, be my husband and the father of my children. Or… have a one-night stand with me and sneak out at four in the morning and never call me again and delete me from your facebook and say things like, “If you don’t stop hanging out at my front yard everyday waiting for me to come out, I’m going to call the cops!” and change your number five times, I don’t care. Either will be fine. Just… call me, ok?

(hey, pssst… there you are with the crotch grabbing again. If it’s so damned heavy, why don’t you take a load off and let me carry it for a while?)

(and looking oddly enough like HRG. Oh, I think my pants just exploded in starbursts of happiness)

The inspiration for my latest WIP:

And quite possibly the father of my future children. And he’s green, too! He’s trying to save the world! By himself! Hawt. Damn, but I do love these hippy-dippy boys. Come nurture my garden, Ben!

P.S. If you’re not convinced of his cuteness, check out this video.

Awww, lookeee the widdle baby. He looks so tiny, lying down like that. I want to pick him up and cradle him against my bosom. Aww, my little bow-legged man… you break my heart when you play dead like that. Here’s a pic of the yummy bite-sized blond looking studly.

[Images totally ganked from jensenacklesfans.com]

Haven’t posted a studmuffin in a while… Thought I’d make it up to you guys with this guy:

[Stolen from Jezebel]

God, I love him. He’s like… a real man or something. Drooling over his picture, I think I just got pregnant. Man, Marc is going to be so pissed…

First I had my heart crushed by this. But now I’m feeling flabbergasted, ecstatic, and dare I say— aroused?

From Crave Online:

Current Caped Crusader Christian Bale has been cast in the upcoming Terminator: Salvation (aka Terminator 4) for Warner Bros. Pictures, according to numerous reports. The film is intended to be the first installment of a new Terminator trilogy, undoubtedly centering on the post-apocalyptic war between humans and the robots of Skynet, as prophesied in the original set. In the first three Terminator films (aka the Schwarzenegger Opus Trilogy), different models of the Terminator cyborg travel through time in order to kill John Connor, preventing him from fulfilling his destiny as the leader of the human resistance during the machine wars.

But who will Bale play? A Terminator? There are reports that he’s been cast as John Connor, a strong possibility considering that Nick Stahl (John Connor in T3) has said he is not returning to play Connor in T4. Bale’s also been rumored to be cast as an entirely new hero in the franchise, first mentioned here: Terminator 4 in the works.

Time will tell. T4 begins shooting early next year and the studio hopes to be on target for a Summer 2009 release.

How awesome is that? Christian Bale Battling Huge Motherfucking Robots kind-of-awesome, is how. Christian Bale… and giant robots… Drool. Oh, this is a red-letter day for geeks!

Now I’m going to re-read After the Night by Linda Howard for the 50th time and picture Christian Bale in place of the hero. See ya.

Oh, and click here to view my desktop wallpaper. *grin*