I just saw a commercial for Drive, which is premiering tonight (in a Two-Hour Series Premiere at 8 p.m. ET/PT on Fox), and started screaming and jumping that Tim was actually worried. Where are my fellow Firefly fans? Our captain is back on the small screen! Omg, I have to breathe or I’m going to hyperventilate. I AM SO EXCITED! Here’s the plot:

DRIVE is an action-fueled drama following a diverse group of Americans competing for their lives (or the lives of their loved ones) in an illegal, underground cross-country road race. Some of them have been coerced into joining “The Race”; others have sought out The Race themselves, hearing rumors of the $32-million prize. Each has a reason to compete. And each must win.

Nathan plays Alex Tully, a man “thrust into The Race in an effort to find his missing wife.” What does his wife have to do with an illegal street race? It looks terrible. BUT WHO CARES! Our Captain is back on TV! YAY!

I reveal to you… my new muse, Ben Jelen. My total BFF Annie Dean and I were just talking about the trouble I’ve been having smoothing out the sex scene for my WIP, Waking Kitty. My former muse, Eric Bana wasn’t working out anymore… he just wasn’t angsty enough and you guys, I watched Munich and Black Hawk Down TWICE. I needed someone… prettier… and more emo, I guess. So I thought, “What if he played the piano AND sang soulfully AND was ridiculously good-looking?” VOILA! He’s so, so, so, so pretty he makes my teeth hurt. Tim says he looks like a girl. *eye roll* Yeah? Can a girl look like this?

Anyway, Annie, we’re not as dirty as we thought. He’s 27 years old. Boo!
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There’s a kerfuffle at Karen Scott’s blog again (what else is new, biznatch? *grin*) about authors who feel personally attacked whenever they receive a bad review. Well, I’m not going to jump in and get involved in all of that. Me, I’m an author AND a reader with a lot of uppity opinions. It’s a thin line I straddle. But children, I’d rather be straddling this man, thank you very much. Haters and Lovers, let’s just all unite under a mutual admiration of the prime piece of ass that is… Brandon Routh. Want more? Click here and here.

… I wish. dionnegalace.com is on vacation and will resume snarky goodness on March 27, 2007. Probably. That’s Tuesday, right? By the way, the cover of my novella Skin to Skin due out from Samhain on August 17, 2007 is finally available. Karen S. and Annie blogged about it already and they loved it! Check it out here and here.

I’m off to Napa, bitches. Have a good weekend!

And Bam would like to have lots and lots of crazy, energetic, noisy, and violent sex with Eric Bana. Also, it’s Tuesday, so you guys get this disgustingly beautiful picture of this gorgeous specimen of a man. Enjoy, bitches.