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Site Reconstruction

5 May


Hey kids, time for a new site facelift. Things are going to look janky for a while… for the one or two of you who still hang out. I’ve got one or two things I’m working on that should be relatively awesome. Stay tuned.

I Heart Richard Lawson

17 Feb

Richard Lawson writes the American Idol recaps for Gawker and he does this bit with Ryan Seacrest having an affair with last season’s hot boy Tim (the one with the abs and not a very good singing voice, but was really hot). Such brilliant writing. So poignant… and… I don’t know, oddly enough… heartbreaking. Ryan’s […]

My Favorite Pablo Neruda Poem

19 Jan


Love Sonnet XI I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps. I hunger for your sleek laugh, your hands the color of a savage harvest, hunger for the […]

Who is the Audience for Eat, Pray, Love?

16 Aug


I was asking my sister what kind of people will watch Eat, Pray, Love this weekend and claim it changed their lives. (Probably the same people who read and saw The Notebook and wouldn’t shut up about it) I told her it was only for privileged, elitist liberals with entitlement issues and I couldn’t possibly […]

Studmuffin of… Forever

13 Jan


[Source: JustJared, the ultimate hot spot where you can literally find 20 pictures of this man sipping coffee and crossing the street] It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of these and that doesn’t mean that I’ve quit objectifying pretty boys like the beautiful wicked slabs of beef they are, but I haven’t come […]