Tag Archives: Parody

The Italian Gourmet-Baby-Food Baron’s Ironically Pregnant Virgin Mistress, Part 5

19 Dec

(If you haven’t read the previous chapters— and you really should—check out one, two, three, and four) Tumperkin Presents… He needed children for an advertising campaign. . . All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But […]

The Italian Gourmet-Baby-Food Baron’s Ironically Pregnant Virgin Mistress, Part 4

19 Dec

(If you haven’t read the previous chapters— and you really should—check out one, two, and three) Tumperkin Presents… He needed children for an advertising campaign. . . All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when […]

The Italian Gourmet-Baby-Food Baron’s Ironically Pregnant Virgin Mistress, Part 3

19 Dec

(If you haven’t read the previous chapters— and you really should—check out one and two) Tumperkin Presents… He needed children for an advertising campaign. . . All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when he […]

The Italian Gourmet-Baby-Food Baron’s Ironically Pregnant Virgin Mistress, Part 2

16 Dec

(If you haven’t read Chapter 1— and you really should—check it out here) Tumperkin Presents… He needed children for an advertising campaign. . . All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when he goes to […]

The Italian Gourmet-Baby-Food Baron’s Ironically Pregnant Virgin Mistress, Part 1

15 Dec

Tumperkin Presents… He needed children for an advertising campaign. . . All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when he goes to an orphanage looking for a new spokes-baby, he finds twins with eyes the […]