Posts Tagged ‘Pimpage’

Y’all Want Some Slither?


Hey, folks, I have a duet movie review on Dear Author today with my horror movie soulmate, Maili (a.k.a. Jaili). Be sure to check it out!

Slither (2007) is a splatter-horror and dark comedy about a beautiful, hapless schoolteacher Starla Grant (Elizabeth Banks) and her husband, the small town’s wealthiest douchebag and the unfortunately named Grant Grant (Michael Rooker), who falls prey to the mind-altering alien slug that burrows itself into his chest after he pokes it with a stick while out for a moonlight stroll with the town slut, Brenda…

My New Favorite Blog


Discovered a new blog (new to me, that is) called Horror Movie a Day, where I spent three hours clicking through the archives and reading everything on the site. The dude is funny as hell. Here’s a sample of some snarkage I encountered in a review for a Korean horror film called, The Wig:

The last thing I expect from a movie called The Wig (Korean: Gabal), which is about a haunted wig, is that it would be kind of sad. And not sad in a “Someone put money up for a movie about a haunted wig” way; sad in a “Wow I actually kind of feel bad for just about everyone in this movie” way. I also wasn’t really expecting it to be any good.

How awesome is it to be able to watch a Horror Movie a Day? I mean, I’ve got enough to be able to do it, but to have the time to review ’em? Uh-uh. So props to you, dude! The site’s got some cool recs, too. Time to reactive the ol’ Netflix…